Korea + Japan 09/18 – Yomiuriland

Day 8

Morning now and an attempt for the stupid hotel to redeem itself. Apparently it afforded fantastic views of Mount Fuji, sadly the reality was it offered fantastic views of a man’s house, redemption failed…

This morning we were headed to our new hotel (this time a real one) in central Tokyo, where we were going to spend the rest of our time in Japan.

After dropping off our trusted car and paying over £200 in toll fees, we ditched our luggage at the hotel and jumped on public transport (we will get back to this later) on route to a very special event.

Heartline had discovered that one my favourite K-Pop groups, Oh My Girl, were in Tokyo for a 1 day only special event in a popular Japanese mall and through multiple emails with the event team I felt I at least half understood what was happening and when.

To over simplify a ridiculously complicated process…

Oh My Girl’s debut Japanese album was on sale in the mall and in every album was a photocard of one of the members. Depending on how many photocards you had you got to claim various awesome rewards. I think you can see where this is heading…

One photocard got you a high five with said member, two photocards of different members gave you the option to pick one and have a prolonged handshake and chat with them and two photocards of the same member got you a signing with that member and a selfie.

Complimenting meeting the girls by redeeming your photocards, was those who bought 3 albums or more got to attend 2 mini concerts.

The 2 hour queue to buy CDs flew by in minutes and soon I was holding 3 copies as if they were gold.

My photocards didn’t quite go the way I wanted but thanks to trading with Heartline I was able to get a handshake and chat with my favourite member, Arin.

After the awesome first mini concert I had my one on one meeting with Arin. If you’ve ever met one of your favourite K-Pop idols you’ll know exactly how I felt, if you haven’t there’s no point trying to understand.

Now with only 1 card left I convinced myself to queue up again to get another CD, to gain the opportunity to get another handshake and chat, this time with the beautiful Seunghee.

After an even better second mini concert (Arin recognised me from our previous meeting and waved), I got my handshake with Seunghee, who spent our entire life changing interaction in shock that a random English man had come to see them in Japan, if it counts for anything, I’d do it again.

The entire experience felt like it had lasted an hour (the best hour of my life) but had actually gone on for a little over 7, meaning that by the time we were finished there wasn’t very much left of the day.

On one of the previous days I saw on the tv in passing something about a typhoon. While in McDonalds still in a daze after the day’s event, Heartline’s wife tells us that, that typhoon was going to hit Japan in 3 days and it was going to pose danger to properties and life, I wonder if Fuji Q operates in a typhoon?

Joypolis

With it now raining as well as being late we gave up on original plan of doing Joypolis and Tokyo Dome and chose instead to just hit Joypolis.

Rather luckily located 5 minutes from the mall, Joypolis is a sadly quite disappointing arcade featuring a Gertslauer spinner.

When picturing a large scale arcade in Japan of all places, I thought of floor upon floor of countless ultra high tech arcade machines and an atmosphere that was bordering on too intense but alas no. Tokyo Joypolis is 3 floors of really not much at all worth doing.

Gekion Live Coaster – Gekion Live is a Gertslauer spinner that’s half arcade machine, half coaster.

You start out playing a rhythm based game while the coaster crawls past screens in the dark. Then you are launched out into the arcade and through an inline, which is by far the best bit of the ride. After the inline you leave the arcade again and enter a room with a light show and screens while the coaster doesn’t really do much of anything. Nothing of note really took place in the final part of the coaster and hardly any spinning either.

It’s certainly interesting but it isn’t very good.

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Day 9

Those reading through this in order will remember on one of the days we had the car we managed to knock off 3 parks in 1 day. Well today we were going to try that same approach but on the Tokyo transport system, what could possibly go right?

The Tokyo transport system is an absolute mess. On top of the fact it’s incredibly complicated, different bits are also owned by at least 5 different companies. You need different tickets for each of the different companies, so it’s not uncommon to need 3 different tickets for 1 trip on the metro. This means that the super value day passes you can buy from the many companies only work on their little bit of the network and as soon as you leave you have to go back to paying again and it’s not obvious who owns which bit so you’ll almost certainly be paying the fare adjustment costs and getting beeped at by the barriers for doing it wrong. Then there’s the cost…

1 – 4 stops on the metro costs you 3 pounds, 4 – 8 stops costs you 6 pounds and so on, which is why the day passes would be super handy if it wasn’t for the fact as mentioned they are company specific and once you the leave that company’s bit you’ll have to start paying those prices again.

Also not helping things is the fact that Tokyo rail/metro companies seem to be staffed by the worst Japan can offer. Anywhere else in Japan they’ll go so far out of their way to help you that it makes you feel guilty but on the trains at BEST you’ll get “sorry no speak English”.

We originally intended to start our day at Sea Paradise but after getting not quite half way there and realising it had already taken an hour due to train faff, we came to the conclusion that we’d have to ditch it if we wanted to hit the 2 preferred parks today.

Yokohama Cosmoworld was our next destination and we arrived in Yokohama station at 10am, it was just a shame the park didn’t open until 11… Shortly after arriving it began to rain so we killed the hour in the second Starbucks of the trip, I really am starting to associate Starbucks with disappointment.

Talking of disappointment…

We got to Yokohama Cosmoworld a little after opening to the sight of both the major coasters being under tarp. After asking guest services they told us they’d walk the track at some point and if they looked dry they might open them. The coasters really weren’t worth waiting around for so we opted to just move on to the next park. On the way out we knocked off the kiddie cred which rather insultingly was open.

Yomiuriland

With 2 parks missed, hideous amounts of train faff and the rain still falling on and off, we really needed Yomiuriland to lift our spirits and it certainly did.

As we were on the cable car that takes you from the station to the park entrance it began to rain again and it really did feel like all hope was lost

Though when asking the man at the ticket office if the coasters were open he replied “they might close if the weather gets really bad”, so there’s hope you say?

Bandit – We powered straight to Bandit, the park’s giant Togo jet coaster. Bandit is a monster, at nearly 200 feet tall and over 5,000 feet in length, it almost doesn’t seem real, but don’t worry it gets even more insane…

Not really paying attention in our rush to get to the coaster, it turns out we entered the queue for “Wet Bandit”, this is a special mode they put Bandit in during the summer months and we were in for a shock.

Before being dispatched Big Bang’s Bang Bang Bang played while the staff made everyone clap along. Then we dispatched and as we took a turn to the right towards the lift hill a giant water geyser went off absolutely soaking everyone. I spent the entire lifthill laughing, thinking what the hell just happened, will anything else happen?

I didn’t have to wait long for an answer because as soon as we began to descend down Bandit’s massive drop, from the trees to the left of the ride, water was shot easily 100 foot in the air, landing on us by the time we reached the bottom, Jesus Christ! Almost Valhalla wet now and laughing so hard I wasn’t braced so was getting the crap beaten out of me, this was awesome. Wet Bandit’s final surprise was a wall of water awaiting us on the entry to the brakes.

So I just came from a park that’s waiting for the track of a jet coaster to dry while I’m riding a nearly 200 foot tall one that’s shooting water 100 feet in the air and then onto the track, that makes sense.

I’ll more than forgive it for it’s age and charm but it’s fair to say Bandit is a bit of a rough monster, nothing serious but certainly some vicious jolts in places.

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Wan Wan Coaster Wandit – Truly one of the greatest coaster names out there.

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Momonga Standing And Loop Coaster – This Togo coaster gives you the option of riding in sitting or standing trains using a switch track in the station. The sitting train offered a rather bland ride but the standing one was good fun. You are actually fully standing on the Togo coasters as opposed to sitting uncomfortably on your balls like on Intamin and B&M stand ups. The exposed feeling of truly standing with not much holding you in really makes the standing aspect appealing. Who knew Togo were the kings of the stand up coasters?

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Spin Runway – Spin Runaway is another Gertslauer spinning coaster but this time themed to working in a fashion factory, no really.

Unfortunately after the highly detailed queue, the coaster itself takes place in almost complete darkness and much like Gekion from earlier it really doesn’t do much of anything exciting.

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From disappointment to probably the best ride in the park, sorry Bandit.

Splash UFO – Splash UFO is the park’s rapids ride, a rapids ride themed to cup noodles, yeah seriously.

This thing was insane, which you’d expect from the lunatics at Hafema.

I was expecting a tame indoors rapids ride with cup noodle theming but was presented with River Quest’s whirlpool, bouncing off walls at 40mph, steep drops and sheer terror, I absolutely loved it.

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With all the rides we wanted to experience knocked off, we went for a ride on the park’s Ferris wheel.

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Yomiuriland was great and brought the day back from total failure. Quality rides combined with a really wacky sense of fun made for a really enjoyable few hours.

To end the day we picked up our hire car for our trip to Fuji Q the next day. We had forgotten to ask for the ETC card so discovered it was going to cost us £84 return in tolls to get to Fuji Q…

Thanks for reading, click here for day 10 of my report where we visit the legendary Fuji Q.


Korea + Japan 08/18 – Lagunasia + Hamanako Pal Pal

Day 7

After close to 10 hours sleep I woke up feeling considerably better but still not 100%. With some of the most exciting stuff on the trip quickly approaching I vowed that today I would go as easy as possible and drink more fluids than I’ve ever drunk before.

Lagunasia

Previous reviews of Lagunasia promised uncomfortable levels of friendliness from the female ride staff, a park swarming in bikini clad women and not much else, I think I’ll let it slide.

We were planning to hit 2 parks today so we rocked up for opening, only to find out that the park’s major dark ride opened 2 hours after opening. Luckily we managed to keep ourselves entertained until said ride opened because it was quite the experience.

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Aqua Wind – We started with Aqua Wind, the park’s Gertslauer Bobsled and it was better than expected.

I’ve become slightly bored of these coasters (excluding the awesome Van Helsing) and they all blend into one but Aqua Wind’s first drop was more intense than I was expecting and unlike other examples this hauled ass over the air time hills at the end. The ride’s theming was really nice too.

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There was some sort of J-pop 360 3D cinema experience thing that looked awesome but sadly the first showing wasn’t until like 2pm and would have meant missing the next park, in retrospect it may have been worth it…

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Legend of Labyrinth – I had read online that Lagunasia’s log flume was special and Christ was it.

The flume is called Legend of Labyrinth and all but the last drop is enclosed. To spoil what you’ll find inside would be evil but trust me when I say I was utterly speechless at the scale and quality of what I was faced with. Easily the best ride at the park.

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Pirate’s Blast – After politely turning down the VR option at batching, I left this coaster confused as to why it was an option in the first place.

80% of Pirate’s Blast takes place within a highly themed show building, with the coaster speeding past and reacting with some really nicely designed set pieces.

After that interesting section ends you drop out of the show building, jolting in amazing fashion as you do, then you slither around on a patch of grass for a while before re-entering the station. To call the ending a let down is a bit of an understatement.

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Stellar Coaster – A singing whale coaster with intense onboard audio, 10,000 times better than your average Vekoma Junior.

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Magic Powder – 2 hours had now passed and the aforementioned dark ride was now open.

Named Magic Powder, which should give you some idea of just how messed it was going to be, this thing can’t be explained and you wouldn’t even believe me if I tried.

It would be a stretch to say I enjoyed this madness, it rather occurred around me as I was having several out of body experiences and then it ended and I’m not sure I’ll ever be the same person again.

An absolute must ride, just make sure you’re of a semi sound mind before you enter because if not it WILL destroy you. Literally the dark ride you imagine you’ll stumble on in Japan but you guess it can’t exist, then Lagunasia has it and suddenly you regret everything.

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And with that, Lagunasia was finished and while I sadly wasn’t swimming in bikini clad women or fighting off ride staff with tins of magical powder, the park itself far exceeded my expectations.

Heartline and his wife really wanted to ride the Ferris wheel next to the mall opposite the park, so we crossed over the bridge and had some ice cream for lunch. The woman serving me at Baskin Robbins more than made up for the lack of female attention elsewhere and even saved me money, that’ll come in handy soon.

At the entrance to the Ferris wheel a sign mentioned that the pods had no air con and currently the temperature inside them was 37 degrees, as I was being good to myself I opted out and instead sat under an air conditioner in the mall.

Hamanako Pal Pal

After a relatively short drive we arrived at Hamanako Pal Pal, a park I walked away from rather disappointed.

The park has a strange mall like hub which you enter after purchasing tickets, this “hub” connects the two sides of the park together. There was something rather off putting about walking through a dirty looking mall type room full of arcades as you enter an amusement park.

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Mega Coaster – Online I’d be led to believe that Mega Coaster was some sort of hidden gem and since then I had been quite excited to give it a go. Unfortunately I found it rode exactly like I’d expected before I read the hype, completely devoid of excitement or charm and just another coaster for the count, what a shame.

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Mini Coaster – +1

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Jungle Mouse – This coaster looked all kinds of ghetto so I was half expecting it to be funny if nothing else but sadly no it was just pointless.

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It was a shame that a park I was quite excited for ended up being a bit of a disappointment. I wouldn’t recommend bothering with Hamanako Pal Pal unless like us you’re just doing it for the count, the park itself needs some work done to tidy it up, the staff weren’t up to Japan standards and with Mega Coaster being a disappointment there’s very little to love.

Following this we went to a mall to get food and watch Ant Man 2, both were great.

We left the mall at about 9pm for the 2 hour drive to almost Tokyo. The first half of the journey was spent watching an absolutely beautiful thunderstorm light up the night sky in spellbinding fashion. With the second half spent trying to see Mount Fuji or Eejanaika out the window, I saw neither but don’t worry I promise you I see ONE of them before the end of the trip.

Then we arrived at our hotel for the night at almost midnight. We go in, exchange pleasantries with the friendly woman behind the counter, get our rooms keys and head upstairs…

I open my room door to discover that Heartline without telling me had booked us into a traditional style Japanese hotel. The kind where the floor is a straw mat, there’s nothing else in the room and you sleep on a half inch thick piece of cloth on the floor. I was livid…

If it wasn’t for the following day containing something I’d have given body parts to attend, I probably would have put him through a window, I did honestly think about sleeping in the car.

It took me half an hour to kill the largest fly I’ve ever seen that was circling my room and a further 20 minutes of spraying various scents around the place to get rid of the awful smell before I managed calm myself enough to attempt to sleep on the floor.

Thanks for reading, click here for the next part of my trip report where we bond with Kpop idols, visit Joypolis, half visit Yokohama Cosmoworld and have a great time at Yomiuriland.


Korea + Japan 08/18 – 3 Parks 1 Day

Day 6

The heat from yesterday, combined with the long day at Nagashima, added to 5 busy days in a row of coaster madness, meant I woke up today feeling like crap. Now this obviously isn’t ideal but the situation was worsened by the fact today was the day we knew we had to go hard in order to knock off as many parks in Nagoya as possible before we headed off to Tokyo.

Enakyo Wonderland

The first park of today was Enakyo Wonderland, a small family oriented park home to 3 roller coasters.

After being attacked by a flying bug half the size of my hand (no seriously) and shouting about how hot it was, we made our way to the ticket counter.

We picked up the entry only tickets because we knew it was cheaper to just purchase tokens for the coasters once in the park.

There was no turnstiles or staff to check tickets, so rather strangely we just powered straight into the park, made all the more strange by the fact we were the only visitors in sight.

I had written down on my phone the amount of tickets we needed to purchase, so we walked to the nearest ticket vending machine we saw, which was a lot more confusing than it needed to be. While making a scene at said machine, 2 staff members appeared out of thin air to come and help us, see I told you you don’t have to wait long for help in Japan.

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Cycle Coaster – We started with Cycle Coaster and with immense confusion. There was a sign on the fence that implied you got a discount with 3 people, so we asked the very friendly man about it. 5 or so minutes of confusion and Google translate later we never found out the answer but he let us on for that price anyway!

The pedalling aspect actually made this strange coaster really amusing.

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Jungle Coaster – A small Togo family coaster with a hamster on the front, that’s perched on the edge of a sheer drop and has brutal laterals. It was unexpectedly quite a lot of fun.

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Camel Coaster – We had a mix up with our tokens and it turned out we didn’t quite have enough for Camel Coaster. The ride operator, an absolute hero of a man, personally walked us to the machine and told us which package was the cheapest in order to get just enough to ride and no spare, where else in the World would this happen!

The coaster itself although the biggest in the park was probably the least interesting. Pedalling a roller coaster and getting brutally beaten by a crazed hamster coaster were much more exciting.

As we went to leave and thanked the operator for his time, he offered to take a photo of us infront of the train in the station to forever remember our experience, what an absolute beast.

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Whilst it’s obvious that Enakyo Wonderland wasn’t built for me, the staff were absolutely fantastic and managed to turn a cred run in 40 degrees into a memorable experience.

Japan Monkey Park

The sheer intensity of the heat on the walk from the car park to the entrance of Japan Monkey Park was staggering, I really can’t put into words just how unpleasant it was.

While this park was nothing special, we knocked it off in such a hurry to get out of the sun that I really can’t remember much of anything.

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Highway Coaster – Easily the most boring and least memorable jet coaster I’ve ever ridden. I have 3 lasting memories of the entire ride, 1) thinking I was going to black out from the heat in the station, 2) it has a mister near the end of the ride and 3) the coaster has one of the dumbest looking trains I’ve ever seen.

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Monkey Coaster – I seriously can’t remember this powered coaster at all. It had nice trains though…

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Go! Go! Banana Coaster – The elderly man operating this tiny coaster gave an extremely enthusiastic chant on dispatch, which you have to commend considering it was 40 degrees and his only riders were 3 weird foreigners barely fitting in the train.

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And that was Japan Monkey Park.

Higashiyama Zoo

As well as obviously being home to a zoo, this park also features gardens and of course the amusement park, from my memory the entry ticket is really cheap too.

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Jet Coaster – Much like Highway Coaster from earlier, all I remember of this Meisho jet coaster was feeling like I’d been set on fire and begging for the train to dispatch because sitting in the station was unbearable.

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Bear Coaster – Riding this children’s powered coaster was an immense chore thanks to the heat.

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Slope Shooter – Let’s get it out of the way, this isn’t a cred, coasting down a hill in a car doesn’t count and that’s exactly what this is.

While it may not be a cred, Slope Shooter is good fun and extremely unique.

We entered the station to be greeted by 2 super friendly operators who instantly made the experience special.

Following that I wedged myself into my comfy car, then got pushed by the ops (who were singing me a song) to the base of the lift hill. Once you reach the top, you coast on tarmac down several slopes until you get back to the station.

Now that may sound a bit boring but it’s quite fun. You pick up quite some pace at certain points and hilariously crashing into the walls never gets old. Plus at one point I got slapped in the face by an overhanging plant which I found really funny.

When I got back to the station the ops were chanting, clapping and beaming ear to ear and I couldn’t help but smile too.

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With those 3 parks down we had managed to knock off the 3 larger parks we planned to do today.

We had planned to visit 3 small parks with 1 coaster each next, but after we showed up at the first one to discover it was completely closed we decided to bail out on that idea.

That night while sitting in Mos Burger my condition went from bad to worse and it was at this point I decided that I probably actually had heat stroke for real. As soon as I reached my hotel room I collapsed, then set my alarm and passed out.

Thanks for reading, click here for day 7 where we visit Lagunasia and Hamanako Pal Pal.


Korea + Japan 08/18 – Nagashima Spa Land

Day 5

Nagashima Spa Land

Today was the day I’d literally had dreams about, the day we seek revenge on Nagashima Spa Land.

For those who haven’t read my report from 2017, the last time we visited it rained an hour in and they closed almost everything for the rest of the day, even though the sun came back. Rain wasn’t going to be an issue today thankfully, although the sudden immense heat that descended on Japan made for other issues.

Learning from our past mistake of arriving late and Steel Dragon having a 90 minute queue instantly, this time we arrived slightly before park opening.

While Heartline got our tickets I marvelled at one of the best theme park investments in years, Nagashima Spa Land now has large electronic information screens telling you what’s open in Japanese AND English. Previously you had to contend with 2 different hand drawn signs, contradicting each other and only in Japanese, which is about as helpful as it sounds.

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Steel Dragon 2000 – Once in we powered straight to Steel Dragon and entered a 30 minute queue, it was about now that it became apparent just how hot it was going to be today as I found myself sweating from places I won’t discuss. Looking around the queue and seeing that even the Japanese were dying led me to believe it wasn’t just me being weak, this time at least.

After the usual Japanese faff of nothing in pockets, this time featuring a metal detector, we took our seats on this legendary coaster and what great seats they were.

Steel Dragon has trains designed by B&M, which amounts to the coaster pretty much using 2 wide B&M Hyper trains and they are awesome.

After the ride staff finish an amazing chant which ends with “Steela Dragon!” you are off up the unnervingly tall lift hill, sadly the following drop doesn’t amount to much though.

With this being my first giga coaster I foolishly expected the drop to be quite special but it really isn’t. The shaping of the drop and the fact it pulls out 100 feet from the ground means Steel Dragon’s drop delivers an experience that goes on forever but is completely forceless.

Following the disappointing first drop is 2 camel back hills which do absolutely nothing and then 2 huge inclined loops which only exist to kill speed.

Thankfully things pick up on the return to the station though, with several air time hills in a row, with at least half of them providing some decent pops of ejector. 2 of these hills are inside tunnels which makes for some good headchopper moments and in the heat made for some interesting extremes of temperature.

While I’m very satisfied to be able to say I’ve experienced Steel Dragon, I can’t help but feel a little disappointed.

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Acrobat – From the moment Flying Dinosaur showed me that B&M flyers can be so much more than lumbering gimmick coasters I was desperate to try another and Acrobat didn’t disappoint.

This beast of a coaster packs so much intensity into it’s perfectly paced layout, it really is hard to point out a favourite part of the coaster when everything just flows so well.

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With the important stuff that we missed from last time knocked off, we spent the next couple of hours mopping up all the filler stuff that litters Nagashima.

Bobkart – We started with the park’s Bobkart, I love these things and this one was no exception.

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Ultra Twister – My second time experiencing an Ultra Twister coaster, still amazing.

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Next we rode the park’s Intamin first gen drop tower, much like Ultra Twister this is yet another insane contraption I’m fond of.

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Looping Star – Blame it on the heat stroke or the concussion at the hands of the drop tower but I really wasn’t a fan of my first Looping Star. I’ve seen these things talked up all around the internet and I can’t understand why at all. Not as good as Nessie and I can’t remember Nessie is my review.

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Shuttle Loop – From one boring Schwarzkopf to another, give me Pyske Underground any day, on second thoughts just give me the Pyske Underground theme.

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After this we had lunch and I got to experience my first and last ever soda float.

To let the food settle we rode the Ferris wheel which was thankfully air conditioned.

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Wild Mouse – The last of the missing coasters finally knocked off, well almost, they were only running one side…

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After this we went back to Steel Dragon, which broke down 5 minutes after we entered the queue, having not gained anything we tried to leave but a staff member told us to wait and we’d get a priority pass for when it reopens, can’t say no to that.

Next we went for a second lap of Acrobat and I fell even more in love with it.

By the time Steel Dragon reopened it was dusk and this made for a lovely backdrop to our second lap.

Arashi – Now you may notice that I’ve yet to mention Arashi…

When I first rode Arashi last year I really didn’t enjoy the experience it offered and vowed that it would take a lot to make me go on it again. Well I whole heatedly retract all previous statements about this wonderful ride.

While walking past, after having ignored it all day, I on the spur of the moment decided that I NEEDED to give it one more go to be sure.

Once seated however I couldn’t have been regretting my decision more, as the seating position jogged my previous traumatic experience.

Without a shadow of a doubt going up the lifthill was the most scared I’ve been in years, with palms sweating so much they were sliding on the restraint and my heart thumping harder in my chest than when I met the girl of my dreams on Valentine’s Day 2018.

Then it began and I wish I could do it justice.

Spinning so fast, so many times, I lost count and even though I try not to swear in Japan I found myself painting the almost night sky with every profanity under the sun. Intensity like I’ve never seen before and will likely never see again, in a hobby that features so much of the same sensation this thing takes you completely out of your comfort zone and then keeps going.

I can totally understand why I hated this thing last time but now that I’ve grown some balls Arashi is beautiful.

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Riding Arashi twice in one day caused Heartline to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom sorting his life out and wanting to leave the park, thankfully I managed to convince him to join me in riding Acrobat one last time. At night I fell even further in love with it and I couldn’t think of a better way to end the day.

In the gift shop I bought an Arashi shirt as a peace offering to the beast for moaning about it last time.

Nagashima Spa Land has gone from a park I mocked and despised to a park I’m ashamed to say I’ve grown slightly fond of. When running, the sheer amount of rides surrounding you at all times is quite the sight and at night the place looks fantastic. Acrobat and Arashi are incredible coasters and Steel Dragon isn’t without it’s charm and things will only improve further when the park opens it’s RMC conversion of White Cyclone.

Thanks for reading, click here for day 6 where we visit 3 parks in 1 day.


Korea + Japan 08/18 – Suzuka Circuit + Parque Espana

Day 4

Today began with an early start, followed by a trip on the metro to Busan airport.

After a rather uneventful hour long flight we were in Nagoya.

Despite it being my second time visiting Japan it managed to yet again take me by surprise just how friendly the people are.

Look slightly confused for half a second and out of nowhere a friendly Japanese man/woman will appear with a huge smile on their face desperate to help you.

After picking up the hire car and 2 comedy sized drinks from one of the millions of vending machines that litter Japan, it was off to Suzuka Circuit.

As you’ll hopefully remember from my last Japan report, Japanese highways come with very expensive tolls attached to them, it’s not at all uncommon for an hours journey to cost you £30 ONE WAY.

In order to slightly combat this, this time around we rented an ETC card. This card goes into a machine in the hire car and then allows you to drive straight through tolls, with the toll fee being charged to the card. The main advantage of this is that you save 1/3 on every toll and with the amount of driving we planned to be doing this was an absolute necessity.

On route we unintentionally passed Legoland Japan and I promise you I’m not joking when I say that the park is built in the middle of industrial wasteland to the side of a huge bridge. Seeing the stupid sky tower thing painted in the brash Lego colouring surrounded by rusting metal and chimneys was hilarious!

For the first 2/3 of the journey the weather was beautiful but as we approached the park, the heavens opened…

Suzuka Circuit

As well as being a World famous race course, Suzuka Circuit is also home to a sizable amusement park.

It was still raining somewhat heavily when we got to the ticket window and with this being Japan I was already expecting this to go terribly but to our surprise and delight it didn’t. Not only is every ride still running but we’d also be getting tourist discount!

After passing the turnstiles, the rain went from “oh this is quite heavy” to a “oh my god we are going to die” thunderstorm and immediately an announcement came over the park wide PA, well that’s gone well…

We powered straight to the first coaster assuming the worst but hoping if we were really quick we might be in luck.

Rocky Coaster – With lightning striking structures in the distance we entered the queue for Rocky Coaster, the park’s Senyo sit down coaster.

Coming from a man who’s ridden Stealth in hailstones, I was amazed any park in the World would run a coaster in this amount of rain, it’s not an exaggeration to say the rain was so heavy you couldn’t see through it. Couple that with lightning striking in the area and thunder shaking the ground and I was left in complete disbelief. Nagashima closed their entire park in moderate rain which ended after 2 hours and now Suzuka are running their coasters in a stupidly intense thunderstorm, someone needs to explain what’s going on over here!

After seeing 2 trains worth of people coming back wetter than Valhalla and in serious pain, I was glad the rain eased slightly for our lap, which I honestly cant’ remember at all because I was still in complete shock at what was happening.

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Adventure Drive – We knew our luck was going to run out at some point, so we powered to the park’s only other coaster as soon as we got off Rocky Coaster.

After about 10 minutes of waiting with the already intense rain getting even worse, the coaster ceased operation but it ended up being more interesting than frustrating.

The operator shut the coaster down completely, including isolating the control console and ride electrics. Then he walked down the queueline informing people, “it’s going to be about 30 minutes, if you’d like to wait that’s ok”. After this he switched between contacting control on his radio and entertaining the kids at the front of the queue. 20 minutes later the rain died down, he turned it all back on, performed all the start up checks for the coaster and even explained how the block sections on the touch screen worked to the kids. Exactly 30 minutes after it closed the ride reopened in the most Japanese manner, including all the seats being wiped completely dry and bowing.

The coaster itself is quite fun and the scream powered launches are just so Japanese that you have to love it.

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After the 2 coasters were knocked off we rode the park’s shooting dark ride, a ride style that by the end of this trip I was getting quite bored of but this was the first and I enjoyed it.

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Next we checked out the park’s brand new ride Duel GP.

Duel GP – This thing was great!

2 cars race each other on what is essentially a really complicated duelling powered coaster. The fun part being that you have to steer your car and the challenge being that if you steer gently and precisely you’ll do well but if like me you can’t be gentle to save your life, you spin out on the corners and it slows you down. I’m not ashamed to admit I lost when I rode both tracks, though I’d argue it’s probably more fun to spend the entire ride spinning around and shouting anyway.

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Suzuka Circuit really surprised me, I wrote it off as just a stop off on the way to better things but I ended up leaving quite fond of the park. Their willingness to run things in the rain and their wonderful customer service can’t be overlooked.

Due to the rain slowing us down, we were now running rather late and had quite significantly gone past the time we were due to leave the park. With this in mind and slightly worried the rain might have beaten us there, we thought it would be best to phone Parque Espana and check everything was still on for their 8pm close.

I ended up having one of the most amazing phone conversations of my life with a very confused Japanese woman. Did it answer any of my questions? No. Did I care? Also no.

The journey to Parque Espana was really impressive with crazy mountain roads and killer views. The best of these views however was seeing Pyrenees getting ever closer.

Parque Espana

We arrived at 4pm with an advertised 8pm close but having not seen Pyrenees move during the last 5 miles of the journey we were rather worried.

It was all for nothing though because as soon as we got out of the car Pyrenees dispatched onto the lift hill.

After buying our tickets, which were once again discounted, this time due to arriving after 3, we sprinted across the park into the waiting arms of Pyrenees!

Pyrenees – Now at the time I couldn’t believe it but even now I’m rather amazed that I was lucky enough to be able to ride what I consider to be the two legendary Asian inverts back to back.

Now while Phaethon was good, Pyrenees is in a completely different league, I’ll make it as simple as I can, this is the World’s greatest B&M invert and more than that it’s one of the best coasters in the World.

I can’t not mention that this coaster looks absolutely insane, the shaping on the first drop compared to Phaethon alone had me deeply concerned. Everything just screams that this coaster is going to kick ass and it does!

So you think the drop looks intense off ride? That’s nothing compared to how it rides.

The loop zero g loop start to Batman is one of my favourite opening sections on any coaster, so the fact Pyrenees borrows it on an enlarged scale is awesome. While the section doesn’t ride as intensely as Batman, when it’s coupled up with that ridiculous drop, it is an absolutely incredible way to start a coaster.

The madness is then followed by a snappy and intense cobra roll and only then does Pyrenees let you catch your breath, slightly. Next up is an almost helix through the second loop, a midcourse that barely slows you and a perfect example of a corkscrew.

It’s now that you can really catch your breath, because sadly Pyrenees does suffer a bit from the large invert habit of searching for the next bit to do, however it really is a short patch and it’s so out of place after the intensity before that it’s rather cute actually.

Then things pick back up with a rare example of an air time hill on an invert, followed by an intense floor hugging drop, before you’re swooped back into the station.

I knew after my first lap that I was really taken with Pyrenees but by the end of the night and after 5 laps I was in love.

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Gran Montserrat – One of the biggest surprise hits of the trip belongs to this Mack mine train coaster, it’s surprisingly fast, way more intense than it looks and as you’d expect from Mack it’s butter smooth, for what it’s trying to be I can’t praise it enough.

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With those beasts down we went looking for the park’s other major coaster, a search which led us around the entire park.

On route we rode the Nutcracker dark ride, which was weird, another shooting dark ride, which was meh and the park’s Peter Pan inspired dark ride, which was awesome.

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Steampunk Coaster Iron Bull – I hope the photo of the beautiful building housing it sums why it took it so long to find this enclosed Togo coaster, it’s hardly screaming in your face and I love that.

Some call this coaster rough, it’s not but it is weird and hilarious and I also love that.

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With everything done, including multiple re-rides, it was now park close and we decided to grab some food and watch the park’s closing fireworks.

How many parks in the World would bake you a pizza if you show’d up in the restaurant 5 minutes before park close and then proceeded to take most of them 5 minutes choosing said pizza? None?

Well Parque Espana did for us but not only that, the incredibly friendly elderly man insisted on us taking our seats and bringing it over himself, oh Japan you are too good to us.

Given the choice I’d easily be able to entertain myself for the day at this amazing park. From riding the World’s greatest B&M Invert, riding the fantastic Mack mine train, checking out the many dark rides and just enjoying the lovely theming.

Parque Espana much like the park before it blew expectations out of the water and ended up becoming one of the best parks on the trip.

Thanks for reading, click here for the next part of this report where we seek revenge on Nagashima Spa Land.


Korea + Japan 04/17 – Hirakata Park

There were a couple of different types of ticket machine in Osaka. One type were friendly and were easy to use. The other type didn’t like us so much. The train station we used today only had the unfriendly ones, so there was much confusion. After a short battle with one, a wonderful passer-by noticed us and came to help us out. She gave us a detailed explanation on how to earn the trust of these machines and successfully got us some train tickets to Hirakata.

Oh look, another ferris wheel.

Day 8 – Hirakata Park

Having needed to fit in a special mission in the morning, time was not on our side for this park.
With the flight back to Korea being later that afternoon, everything was done at an amusingly fast pace.

The first stop was #1 Fantastic Coaster Rowdy. It did inspire some rowdiness, due to a comedic sense of urgency and needing to take several shopping bags on board with us. It’s a small coaster with not much going on.

#2 Red Falcon restored the good name of jet coasters with some great views and one particularly amusing and jarring transition in the tracking.

#3 Crazy Mouse

This spinning coaster doesn’t spin. Different experience I guess.

#4 Peekaboo Town was almost as fantastic as Rowdy and 10 times smaller again. Amazing staff was a running theme in this park.

#5 Elf

Saved the supposed best for last with this little Intamin woodie. It was a bit underwhelming really, some harmless fun at best.

Still had time for a go on the Dark Ride shooter, Return of the Garg. Was quite impressed with the ride system and unusual scenery, but unfortunately none of us got a high enough score to win a prize as advertised.
This may have replaced another dark ride that was here, we never found the one on that was our to-do list.

After successfully dodging a park mascot, we headed back out to the train station. A particularly troublesome but entertaining sequence of events followed, involving:
– Running out of cash for the trains (creds at all costs, too many toll roads)
– Not being able to take out cash anywhere
– The hotel staff giving us great advice on how to get to the airport when collecting our luggage, only to then discover it was the wrong airport
– Taxi drivers not understanding the word taxi
– Arriving at the right airport 45 minutes before our flight was due to leave and it not being an issue in any way

A hectic but fun final day in Japan. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Day 9


Korea + Japan 04/17 – Nagashima Spa Land

Oh look, another ferris wheel.

It was a bit of a long shot tagging this park on to the trip by means of another dedicated hire car and turned out it certainly wasn’t worth doing this time around.
Every day of the trip so far had been >30°C and not a cloud in the sky. Today there was a slight drizzle in the air and umbrella signs on the roads as we trundled towards Nagoya, not too concerned. Japan had been amazing to us, thus far.

There’s a massive sign up outside the entrance with some overwhelmingly confusing descriptions of what is open, what is meant to be open, what is closed, what is meant to be closed, what opens in ‘bad weather’, what is meant to be open in ‘bad weather’, what closes in ‘bad weather’ and what is meant to close in ‘bad weather’.
3 different members of staff gave 3 different answers to these questions, but they were mostly positive responses so we went for it anyway. Even pulling into the car park, the rides were already running and the park appears to be a ghost town, so what’s the worry?

Day 7 – Nagashima Spa Land

We headed straight round to Steel Dragon 2000 – the worlds’s longest coaster and a legendary name in the industry that we were very excited to ride, with its permanent physical sign saying 90 minute wait in front of it. Joined the queue and killed some time watching some painful operations up at the station. Moved a few feet in half an hour…
That sounds like a ride closure announcement.
A few school kids dropped out of the queue in front of us at this point but the majority of the guests remained and the staff seemed to keep things running for a while. With the pace at which we were moving however, it was clearly going to be well over the advertised 90 minutes and we have 12 other creds to hit today! (No, just no).
“There’s a thing about fastrack on that sign, let’s check it out.”
Gave up on the dismal queue and went round to the ride shop to try and buy some.
“The ride’s closed boys.”
Seriously?
In the time it had taken for us to walk around, they had begun closing it all off and sending people away.
Spite Dragon 2000.

#1 Arashi

The S&S freespin was next door and actually open so we sucked up an hour queue for that, all the while saying “what the hell has become of this day?”
Was sort of dreading this, with Insane in the brain, but it was actually rather awesome.
It does a lot of crazy flips, particularly at the start, but smoothly with none of the horrible lurching that you get on a Zacspin, providing a very intense but in no way disgusting ride.

Highlight: The video in the queue of a couple of Japanese girls having the time of their lives on it, summed up the ride experience perfectly.
Lowlight: Shouldn’t have been the best ride of the day.

#2 Corkscrew was open, with an hour queue, and the light drizzle was starting to collect on the inside of my coat.
Yes, this was the point where I noticed the true extent of the damage from the underfloor heating. Given the current situation, I was not amused.
Slowly descending into insanity at this stage, the ride produced similar results to Rolling X-Train in that it was unnecessarily hilarious, but I couldn’t say why.

Highlight: Comedy
Lowlight: Shouldn’t have been the second best ride of the day.

The #3 Jet Coaster was open and it seemed guests were already starting to disappear from the park as quickly as they had appeared.
Highlight: No queue
Lowlight: The magic was lost on this one, Nagashima managed to kill the concept.

This #4 Peter Rabbit powered Coaster was the only other attraction open. Might as well.

And that was Nagashima Spiteland.

Everything else was closed and remained that way.

Had some pizza for lunch and by the time that was done (around 14:00), it had stopped drizzling and the skies had cleared, but all the school trips and other guests had left the park, leaving us to wander around aimlessly in despair.
Even those few rides from earlier had since closed, with the exception of Arashi, which it looked like they were just getting practice operation laps on, still being a new ride.

No member of staff could bring themselves to tell us what was going on now. What’s the procedure here? The park is open for another 3 hours. We are paying guests. The weather has cleared. What happens?

Staff were busying themselves around Steel Dragon, both in the queue and in the control box for the ride. We got as far as walking up the exit stairs and standing on the station platform looking at the train (could have sat in the seats if we wanted), ready to ask what was happening, but they all completely blanked us for the duration, actively avoiding us. I have never seen such a poor display from an amusement park.


Lost for words, we left the park in disgust and went to get ice cream. Japan immediately redeems itself as the staff ask: “Can I sing to you while I make it?”
“Yes. Yes you can.”
With big smiles back on our faces, we leave it all behind.

Day 8


Korea + Japan 04/17 – Universal Studios Japan

Now that we were in Osaka, there was only one obvious destination for us.

Day 6 – Universal Studios Japan

Seems there’s never a quiet day at this park, and deservedly so with such a strong line-up.
It made for a bit of a worrying start when we were queuing for over half an hour just to get into the place, while watching all the fastrack packages sell out on the screens in front of us.
Probably the only thing that deserves complaining about at this park is the way admissions are handled. You can’t buy online tickets direct from the park and all the ticket queues on the day are severely slowed down by people asking about and having explained to them the million different packages before deciding what they want on the spot.
This is then further soured by the ridiculously overstated queue times everywhere within the park which you can’t help but think is their way of making more money out of people, though I don’t want to believe is the case.

Expecting to struggle, we tried to play things a bit tactically, but it wasn’t particularly necessary in the end.

Went for #1 VR Space Fantasy XR Evangelion: The Ride first as we knew the throughput was being halved by only running the forwards facing seats of what is usually a Mack spinning coaster and then further destroyed by the plague that is Virtual Reality.
There are a couple of preshows as a build up to aliens coming to attack the city and then the VR involves aliens coming to attack the city.

Have to say I was majorly let down by this ride. I’ve seen it being extremely highly regarded in the past and I have a bit of a thing for a good indoor coaster with a strong layout and nice theming so it was supposed to be bucket list good.
As we found it on this day, it was very weak as a coaster, like a mini Temple of the Nighthawk with its 3 lift hills and doing absolutely nothing in between them and sadly I don’t really see how it could have been hugely improved in the past, even with a bit of spinning.
I guess I can say I haven’t truly experienced that bucket list coaster, but I’m also left very doubtful now.
The VR itself was probably the best example I’ve seen so far, definitely the most detailed and well synced up. Doesn’t make me a fan of it though.
Highlight: Played our cards right with the queue times
Lowlight: Sad face

Scoped out the rest of the park and ticked off #2 Snoopy’s Great Race, the next cred next as it was walk on. Another Japanese version of what appears to be a Vekoma junior, this time by Senyo Kogyo
Highlight: A camera wielding Snoopy animatronic interacting with the train.
Lowlight: The building that housed it was like a furnace.

The stunt show/film scene simulating attraction Backdraft was good for the (FIRE!) but a little too much of a slow burn with many lengthy pre-shows. I prefer the Singapore equivalent. Didn’t know it was an actual film though, so learnt somethign new.

Turned up to Hogsmeade about 10 years too late to care, having been a huge fan of the books and the franchise until the final film adaptation went and soured it all for me. Opted for the dark ride first, Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, with or without the optional castle walkthrough section, I’m not sure what was going on.
The entrance had the biggest locker nonsense I’ve experienced since Arthur, but we then walked straight through the very well themed queue and on to the ride, contrary to the 45 minute wait sign outside.

I quite liked this, even though a lot of it happens too fast. The ride system is a bit odd, with the robot arm chucking you into a very different mix of scenes ranging from half a second of breath-taking physical sets to some crappy screens with Harry on a broom waving at you. Almost can’t see how it all fits together (magic, obviously). Would have liked to give it a second go to let it sink in a bit more, but didn’t find the time in the end.

#3 Flight of the Hippogriff trains on the actual Vekoma junior coaster amuse me. Why is he made out of a wicker basket?
Highlight: First of many instances in the park where staff notice my shirt and say “ooh, Universal, Mummy, Singapore!” And give me a huge grin and thumbs up. Perfect.
Lowlight: Done far too many of these.

I was simply not prepared for how good Jaws was. This ride was just made for Japan with their excitable staff girls doing the talking, acting, boat driving and shark shooting. There were great crowd reactions every time the shark appeared. Great effects (FIRE!). Enjoyed every second of it.

#4 Flying Dinosaur

The new B&M flyer was claiming 120 minutes of queue but was about 40 in reality. There were more great crowd reactions every time the trains ‘assumed the (flying) position’ in the station, which was making for a good atmosphere after the very intensive loose item procedures.

What a fantastic flyer this is, they’ve finally nailed it. It has so many good sensations throughout and never really lets up. The initial inversion sequence is likely to be the most intense on the planet. Pretzel loops alone provide extremely powerful sensations as you get dropped on your head and all of the air is pushed out of your lungs, but you’re already reeling before you even reach this one due to the 540° twist and half loop combo that precedes it. It remains forceful and interesting throughout the rest of the ride and into the brakes, even though it doesn’t seem like any new ground is being covered by the second half of the layout.
Came back for this later as it was getting dark and had another of those magical moments on a ride.
Highlight: Perfect pacing, incredible intensity
Lowlight: Nasty nets that ruin many photos

Jurassic Park – The Ride was decent, but I much prefer the rapids version to these big lumbering boats as you get a much more exposed feeling from the whole setup and a bit more of a ‘ride’ out of it. The ending drop was very impressive, but all the build up and drifting around beforehand just wasn’t quite as fun to me.

The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman was very good. I got hit with a sudden wave of tiredness mid-afternoon, so didn’t take in much of this simulator ride, just remember enjoying it at the time. Good effects, great vehicle movement, a solid package.

This tiredness continued into Terminator 2:3-D, where a very long, standing preshow nearly finished me off. The acting was good though.
Once in the comfy seats of the main theatre, I was drifting in and out of consciousness while gun fights were going off, so again didn’t take much in until the theatre seats dropped at the end and gave me a good wake up call. I was fine after that.

Wasted a chunk of time going for this new show in the Harry Potter land, expecting it to be a Universal class production. They had converted the whole area back into a time slot basis and everyone was totally confused by this, so staff were handing out little maps to the machines that would give you a ticket. The time slots on these tickets didn’t line up with the show times, so we had to sprint along with a crowd of people through some dark trees only to miss the first 30 seconds of it.
The show was hilariously bad. A few actors were up in front of the castle chatting away and there were a couple of poor projections on the side of the building of some spells, followed by some killer comedy.
There was an actor on the roof of one of the shops very, very, very slowly getting attacked by a Dementor (those evil cloak things) with really over the top suspenseful music, while the actors down in front just stood and stared at their friend dying like ‘sorry mate.’
The power of love or money won through in the end and there was a smattering of applause. Left the area almost as fast as we came in to go do something decent instead.

#5 Hollywood Dream: The Ride

The B&M hyper was claiming 90 minutes all day but was about 30 in reality. We started off with a forwards run, no gimmicks, and really enjoyed it. There’s a good unique feel to the layout for a hyper, the airtime is solid throughout and it’s a very aesthetically pleasing ride.

Came back right at the end of the day and went for the backwards facing train, in the dark, with a foreboding anime soundtrack coming from the seat and suddenly this ride was stupidly good.
Not seeing things coming had a huge impact on how strong the airtime was and I all I could do was laugh with joy from start to finish. Make that 2 magical moments in one day. Amazing.
Highlight: Limbs haven’t flown that uncontrollably since Helix.
Lowlight: Jpop selection on the on board music wasn’t the Jpop I know and love.

It’s very easy to fill up your day here with so many attractions and would definitely be a struggle to get everything done if it was ‘busy’. We had a fantastic time with it all and would have loved to get a couple more re-rides in, particularly with that very strong coaster lineup. I even stood at the park entrance and longingly watched them sending the empty hyper trains home for the day before we departed.

Somehow we still managed to squeeze a bit more shopping into that evening.

Day 7


Korea + Japan 04/17 – Himeji Central Park

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Day 5

Started the day with a ride on the beautiful Miss Nozomi (the bullet train) who dropped us off at Himeji Station. We used the lockers there to dump our bags for the duration while no less than a thousand school children walked past us in single file, every one of them smiling, waving and speaking various greetings.
Went to the bus station outside and jumped on the next one to the castle. They had some interesting looking old fashion buses operating, but unfortunately we ended up with one of the regular ones.

Ticked off the culture cred.

And the cat cred.

The castle comes with a vending machine that had melon Fanta. I had been promised ‘all the Fantas of the world’ on this trip, but we only found 2 that were new to us in the end.

Took another bus from there to our park for the day.

Himeji Central Theme Park/Zoo/Waterpark.

Got that all included one very expensive ticket, whether you want it or not.

#1 Camelback Jet Coaster

Highlight: Everything I wanted and more.
Lowlight: Disappointingly for a zoo, no camels included.


#2 Imorinth
Highlight: My first time having just a single lap on one of these Wacky Worms. A proud moment.
Lowlight: £10 a head

#3 Labyrinth
Highlight: Good odd fun in this unusual coaster that was sort of trying to be a wild mouse.
Lowlight: Lack of legroom (that keeps coming up)

I loved the rubber escalator in this park that takes you up the hill. What I love even more is the fact that it used to be an upcharge attraction.

These old Intamin drop towers have quite an unnerving aesthetic. Thankfully the whole end sequence when you end up on your back for the brakes was a bit of a blur and I didn’t really notice being tipped on my head to get back to the station.

#4 Diavlo

Highlight: This B&M invert clone has a great setting and is good to look at.
Lowlight: Felt a bit weak for a Batman layout, it doesn’t get enough ridership obviously.

#5 Hurricane – Screw & Loop Coaster

More worrying Togo encounters that proved to be entirely unjustified. Had a good laugh on this one and no troubles at all.
Highlight: The speed hump at the end.
Lowlight: Discount GoPro in your face in case you want to buy the video.

Another day another ferris wheel. Great views but some unnerving noises on this one.

The park was a bit of a disappointment overall, even once we had gotten over the extortionate cost. I remember looking at pictures of Diavlo in the mountains long ago and thinking “wow, that looks like a fantastic place to visit.” In reality, it feels rather run down and tired.
Once again none of the attractions were particularly outstanding and we didn’t feel like hanging around any longer. Bus times were awkward to get back out of the place in the middle of the day, so we asked guest services to find us a taxi.

A 90 year old man picked us up and took us back to the train station. He was greatly amused by our reading out of the ‘things to do in Himeji’ leaflet we had picked up.

Hopped on the regular train to Osaka from there and spent the rest of the day exploring the next city and its endless shops.

Day 6


Korea + Japan 04/17 – Space World

What the hotel lacked in food, it made up for in convenience. Just 15 minutes and £30 pounds of tolls up the road was our next park. This was to be the final season of operation for Space World, so we felt very fortunate to have made it in time.

Day 4 – Space World


It was a bit of an odd sensation being able to drive alongside Stealth’s launch track to get to the car park.
Bought a ticket from an actual alien and parked up.

Opted to head round to the Intamin launch clone first.

#1 Zaturn

Not much to report really, it was the same beast but cleaner.
Highlight: Not Thorpe Park.
Lowlight: Locker faff.

#2 Titan MAX

The Arrow hyper was up next, with a rather painfully slow queue. An audio announcement kept repeating the name of the ride in a cute accent, so that helped a little.

Grabbed the back row, picked a good on-board tune to listen to with the buttons on the restraint and crept up the lift hill in anticipation. I thought these replacement trains were meant to be an improvement, but something went wrong somewhere.
Instead of your standard first drop, back row ejector sensation, there was some sort of collision between the wheels and the rails and it only continued to jolt itself stupidly around the layout for the next couple of minutes.
There might have been some forces somewhere, but everything was drowned out by it riding so terribly. It’s a shame really, the layout is a lot more interesting than something like Big One and I imagine it could have been half decent if executed properly.
Highlight: Laughing at the catastrophe.
Lowlight: The catastrophe.

We had a look in some shops on the way past and they had some decent merch with statements in recognition of their final year. There were also a couple of walls outside which you could write your farewells to the park on with the pens provided. Kinda gives you the feels.

#3 Boogie-woogie Space Coaster

We opted to sit forwards rather than backwards on this relatively small jet coaster for throughput reasons.
Highlight: Staff were great at hyping the ride up and getting people excited.
Lowlight: It didn’t really deliver.

#4 Venus GP

This one of a kind Maurer looper was running quite a bit more efficiently than the other creds. It was as good fun as it looks. The loop itself and lots of very heavily banked corners give it the intense feel of an almost Olympia Looping (bad restraints included).
Highlight: Watching people trying to cope with taking bags on ride for the only ride in Asia for which that seems to be allowed.
Lowlight: Bit of a weird jolt in the first hill

Had some crepes while waiting for the final outdoor coaster to open. I learnt here that they’re apparently a Japanese cuisine…
Review of a man who hasn’t really eaten anything for 3 days: “I’ve had better.”

#5 Clipper

What appears to be Togo’s version of a Vekoma junior coaster was a good laugh for its size.
Highlight: +1
Lowlight: Weird lunchtime closures

Jumped on another ferris wheel for the views and a sit down. A couple of nice touches on this one in that they give you a pair of viewing binoculars and there’s a notepad and pens in each pod, for inspired sketching?

There was one more cred to go, but no such luck. Required a bit of a hunt in the big indoor section to find it but staff outside said it was spiting.

We had achieved everything we felt necessary at a reasonably leisurely pace, so headed out to the car.

Space World was an odd place really. It still had a good sense of fun about it but felt perhaps not quite as ‘nice’ as Greenland the previous day. Again, nothing amazing to go back for. Aww…

Sort of on the cards, if we had been quick, was a trip to a park called Kijima Kogen. I found it on the sat nav and made the following statement: “We’ll get there at 16:55 and it’ll cost us £70 pounds in tolls.”
That’s a no then.

Side note:
I’m always hearing stories from people about places that are expensive (Scandinavia, Singapore etc.) and then starting arguments with such people. I had always put it down to tourist traps and a foolish necessity for coffee, beer or whatever people are into these days. If you played it smart, they were never any worse than back home.
Japan is expensive.
Just to exist in.
There is no avoiding it.
All major roads are tolled very heavily. Parks, trains, food, entertainment and shopping are all comparatively expensive no matter how you go about it.
At regular points from this moment onwards, we would jokingly say how much something just cost us in pounds and all you could do was laugh out loud.
Not a complaint at all because it’s just the most lovely place. I call it Awesome Tax.


Had a couple of +1 alternatives written down and plumped for the following as it was the most convenient/decent looking thing on the way back to Fukuoka.


Kashiikaen Yuenchi

Plenty of fun faff here with car parks and getting into the place. With the tactic of driving physically as close as possible to the coaster, ended up in a car dealership. From there we were pointed to the car park for Sylvanian Family Land.

Having not made a connection between the two, we took a long walk around the perimeter of all that to the back of the coaster and wandered into another park entrance that end. It turns out it is all one park, seeming to be going through a UK-style massive kid’s brand overhaul. But we went in the ‘cool’ entrance at least.

#6 Pegasus

The main attraction was another glorious Jet Coaster.
Highlight: “Think of the rare points on coaster count!”
Lowlight: More ridership than T-Express

#7 Boom-Boom Coaster

The only other cred was yet another Powered Dragon thing.
Highlight: Name
Lowlight: Shame

Job done. Exited through Sylvanian Family Land into our actual car park and headed off into the city to drop off our vehicle and have a night in Fabulous Fukuoka.
Car hire staff were extra nice. They usually only shuttle customers to and from the airport, but after explaining we wanted to take a train the next day, they dropped us off downtown instead.

Day 5