Top 10% – Dark Rides

I may well be in the minority when I say that the experience of a dark ride can easily rival that of a good rollercoaster. Travelling the world to ride all the latter will inevitably lead you to finding a lot of the former, so I’m surprised that no one (to my knowledge) has yet attempted to collect, count and categorise these other types of attractions in the same way that has taken off so strongly for the coaster counters out there.
Which may well allow me to be the first.

I undertook the challenge of creating a dark ride count for myself last year and as a category without all the tools that we take for granted these days like RCDB and coast2coaster, it’s rather difficult to remain assured that you’ve remembered them all. I visited every website of every park I had ever been to in order to trawl through their attraction listings and jog the memories beyond what was already in my head, but what about those that had since closed? Those that didn’t have websites? Those that weren’t part of a park with a rollercoaster? That’s where the minefield begins.

The other expected difficulty, as with coasters, is what do we classify as a dark ride? There’s a huge amount of variety out there and some obviously fit the criteria a lot more than others. With water rides, thrill rides and coasters themselves utilising what we’d call dark ride features there’s a lot of overlap into what could technically count. I eventually settled on:

– It is a piece of ride hardware (other than a coaster).
– It has at least 1 roof (dark or enclosed portion).
– It has a significant enough quantity of ‘things to look at’ that enhanced my enjoyment of the ride.

This isn’t perfect of course and open to interpretation, but neither is coaster counting. If I ever decided to develop the tools and open them up to the masses then categories for personal preference would obviously still be a thing. According to my own current listing, I’ve ridden 298 dark rides across the world in 127 different locations.

Of course maintaining this exercise led me to want to rank and rate these attractions for fun, just as I would with coasters. It’s difficult. Very difficult. There’s variety in rollercoasters for sure, but the hardware is always at least comparable in the loosest sense. I can sit back in my chair for a couple of hours, play the Hymn of Reflection and come out with a numbered list that I feel is reasonably solid. I’ve tried this with dark rides on a number of occasions and it just doesn’t fall into place in the same way.

So what have we got here today? Well I think I’ve scraped a top 10 together and, as with the coaster rankings, I don’t think this is enough to represent the wide range of amazing attractions out there. I then pushed on for 20 more to make it into a Top 10%, but I can’t yet claim that these are in any particular order.
As the site develops I aim to elaborate on the reasoning behind as many as possible, so stay tuned.

#1 Magic Gallery
Oriental Heritage Changsha

#4 Pirates of the Caribbean Battle for the Sunken Treasure
Shanghai Disneyland

#5 Mystic Manor
Hong Kong Disneyland

#6 The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Disneyland Paris

#7 Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Crystal Skull
Tokyo DisneySea

#8 Radiator Springs Racers
Disney California Adventure

#9 Hero of Malacca
Fantawild Asian Legend

#10 Qin Dynasty Adventure
Fantawild Resorts

Valhalla
Blackpool Pleasure Beach

Wallace and Gromit’s Thrill-O-Matic
Blackpool Pleasure Beach

Transformers The Ride
Universal Studios Singapore

Hex
Alton Towers

Fata Morgana
Efteling

KnightsRide Tower
Fantasiana

Maus au Chocolat
Phantasialand

Jaws
Universal Studios Japan

Game Ride
Happy Valley Chongqing

Hotel Transylvania
Motiongate

Shrek’s Merry Fairy Tale Journey
Motiongate

Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Tokyo DisneySea

Pirates of the Caribbean
Disney Resorts

Calico Mine Ride
Knott’s Berry Farm

Revenge of the Mummy
Universal Studios Singapore

Myth
Visionland

Meeting in Ha Long Bay
Fantawild Asian Legend

Legend of Nuwa
Fantawild Resorts

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